Tuesday, March 09, 2010

Updog

Monday, March 08, 2010

Oscar Thoughts

Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin I think is getting to George Clooney. Clooney is not smiling. Oh oh oh and they sprayed off the Avatar sprites.

Up won for Best Animated Feature! Yay!

Oh God. Miley Cyrus. Why does she sound like an 80 year old lady? I mean woman? And she's wearing a corset with a skirt.

Robert Downey Jr. wears a blue bowtie! Presenting with Tina Fey.

Why is Sarah Jessica Parker chewing a gum?

John Hughes's wards Ferris Bueller and Pretty in Pink! She was never cute.

Oh, they al turn up at the stage for the John Hughes tribute. They are old. And Macaulay Culkin is too.

K-Stew is still a sourface. Blech.

That Logorama short animated film feature winner is inneresting.

Who hijacked the mic from the best documentary winner?

Ben Stiller as Avatar presenting Best Make Up! Fuck he's a hoot.

Haha Star Trek won for Best Makeup then focuses on a real live Star Trek eyebrows lady. Wonder who that is.

Wow Mo'nique Hairy Legs wins Best Supporting Actress!

Keanu Reeves is alive!

SJP presents Best Costume Design. I do not get hers.

The winner of the award, Sandy Powell, looks amazing in her dress.

Bella and Jacob presents. Where is Edward? And why is Bella so... bored?

I snoozed. When I looked next, J. Lo is on the stage, with some bearded guy.

I wish I could dance like those dancers.

Well hey, it's Aniston's men Brad Cooper and Gerard Butler.

Sandra Bullock wins. I love her.

Barbra Streisand speaks! In a tattered blouse/negligee with a tux jacket.

Hah! Kathryn Bigelow beats his ex-husband for Best Director! Suck it, James Cameron!

Tom Hanks!

Hurt Locker wins for Best Picture! I should watch it I guess.