I always read instructions, whether for a complicated gadget or a lowly instant noodle packet, I make it a point to read the 1-2-3. I do this so I can't blame myself if the whole thing explodes or turn into a soggy mush. There is one thing, however, that I don't need instructions for, and yet I execute it perfectly every single time I do it. The instructions? Open mouth, insert foot.
I've said a lot of stupid things before. I am all too familiar with that sinking feeling in my gut as soon as the words leave my mouth. But as they say, once it's out there, you can never take it back. Unless you have the following equipment: the dagger from Prince of Persia, Hermione's locket, or a mad scientist at your disposal to invent a time machine for you. Otherwise, you're pretty much screwed.
So what do you do when you suddenly find your big toe tickling your uvula? It depends so much on what you have said. A couple of words can ruin entire friendships, relationships, and even lives. Saying a measly sorry wouldn't be enough for that. It would also depend whether those words are true and if you meant them. But sometimes, it's just the Stupid cells in your brain kicking into high gear that make you say insensitive things. Things that you never really meant, if only you had taken a breath to review that sentence before blurting it out.
I can say sorry a hundred times or even grovel, and that would be the extent of what I can offer. Now if someone would give me a hand in removing this limb from this orifice.
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